Sedge:Does anyone watch MST3K? I do! Ummm....eeeerrrruuuuhhhhhh.....YEAH!
LittleWren:I do!!!!!!!!
Crazyboy:I DO!
LittleWren:ookit!!!!! we're married!!!!!! ^_______^
Crazyboy:Wha?
Sedge:I now pro-nounce yoo,husband and wife! Yoo may kiss the waffle! *holds up a waffle,covered in syrup,on a fork*
Crazyboy:*GASP* NARGH! Wait...nobody pronounced us husband and wren-thing!
LittleWren:*points* Sedge just did!!!!!! WEEEEEEE! *eats waffle*
Sedge:I'm the rappin' nun,yo! Word up!
Crazyboy:O_O Oh....my. *eats waffle*
Sedge:YO! I pity da' foo' who questions The Rappin' Nun,yo!
LittleWren:MY WAFFLE! *attacks Crazyboy* i love you honey!....GIMME THE DAMN WAFFLE!!!!!!!!
Crazyboy:O_O *cowers in the corner*
Sedge:*points* Nyah....
LittleWren:.....sorry Crazyboy!!!!!!!!!! *huggies* here's ya goldfish!!!!!!! *dumps goldfish cracker on him*
Crazyboy:YEE! FISHY! *eats crackers*
LittleWren:*GASP!* i be quoted!!!!!! YEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *does a happy jig of quoteyness with Crazyboy-Husband*
Crazyboy:o_o;; *sweatdrops*
Sedge:Who dare quote da' Rappin' Nun? Was it you!? *points to a stick*
Crazyboy:*attempts to escape his Wrenny fate*
Wren:EVIL STICK! you quoted the rappin nun! YO! *beats up stick*
Wren:*ties up Crazyboy* aww..........you don't love meeeeeee!!!!!!! *runs away and cries* Stick:......-_-;
Crazyboy:I JUSt DON'T WANNA MARRY YOU!
Wren:oh...okay! *pokes him with the stick* EEEEEEEEE!
Crazyboy:*tries to run off*
Wren:you can't run! you're tied up!!!!!! *splashes cold water on him* awwwww....he's so cute and squishy-lookin...and furry! *squeezes Crazyrat-creatureboy*
CB:*eyes bulge out as he's squeezed*
Wren:*stops squeezing and hugs furry rat boy* ...........*falls asleep*
CB:*realizes Wren is sleeping* *whispering* SEDGE! Help me get free!
Wren:.......*wakes up*.....umm....*squint* i let you go now Crazyrat-creaure boy...you look sad and i want you to be happy!!! *unties him*
CB:Thanks, Wren. That's nice of *suddenly, Wren is hit with cold water and turned into....A CAT! Like in my comic! Crazyboy, having a horrible fear of cats, runs away real fast*
Wren:*blink* MEOW!!!?!?!?!!!!!!!! (huh?) *runs after Crazyboy* MEEEEOOOOWWWW!!!!! (come back!!!!!)
CB:YAAAAAAAAHHH! *runs faster*
Wren:*turns into a flying cat and picks up Crazyboy in her claws*
CB:You can't do that. Stop being improbable.
Wren:FINE!!!!!!!!! *leaves Crazyboy alone* hmmpf! *runs away*
CB:=O EEEEEEP! I MADE WREN SAD!
Wren:*is still running*
CB:*doesn't chase after Wren 'cause she's still a cat*
Spooch:*thirty people start running around wren, and theres a crowd all cheering and handing the marathon runners drinks*
Wren:*gets some drinks and hops on to CB's head* MEEEOW!!!
CB:AUGH! *screams and begins running*
Wren:*is stuck to CB's head* MEOW MEOWWWWW!!!!!!! meooooww~! mEoW!!!!!! MEoWWWW! (ACK!)
CB:*begins waving his arms as he runs*
Wren:*CB hits Wren with his flailing arms* EEEEEHHHHAAAAAA MEOW!
CB:MY HEAD! MY FUR! *Wren's claws are digging into his head*
Wren:*starts eating CB's fur*
CB:WHY MUST THIS BE? CURSE YOU, WREN-CAT! CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sedge:Mehh...I knew this marriage wouldn't work....well I guess this is what happens when two insane 14-year-olds are married illegaly by a weird little girl.....myeah.....
Wren:*hops off Crazyboy's head* *has a bottle of warm water handy and dumps it on everyone* Sorry honey!!!!! ^^;
Sedge:floo....
Wren:YO!?!?!?!
CB:I go now, be back later!!!
Sedge:And after being married for a day in a half,Crazyboy leaves Wren. The End.
Spooch:What a great story! *cries*
Shade:*gives a standing ovation* ENCORE!!! ENCORE!!!
Sedge:Encore? Ok!
So it ends up,Crazyboy was cheating on Wren with a pie durring their day 'n a half marriage. Wren,in a jealous rage stabed the pie muliple times then served it to all her friends with cake and tea. Yummm....
Wren:okay...so now Crazyboy and i are just friends!!!
Sedge:Really? After he cheated on you for a whole day 'n a half with a PIE ?
CB:The HELL? All I did was EAT the pie!
Sedge:Uhuh...suurree....
CB:Do you just have nothing better to do than to make up idiotic food rumors? I WAS EATING LUNCH!
Sedge:That's not what THIS GUY says! *pulls some guy out of his car*
This Guy: Uhhh.....where am I? Who are you?
Sedge: See? Strait from some guy's mouth!!
Sax:Sure thats what they all say. What about THESE?! *hold up pictures of Crazyboy eating soup with the sandwich*
CB:*shakes his head and walks off*
Sedge:AHA! Good work,Evil Minion Sax!
Sax aka Master o' Puppets:Were do you think you are going? Bake him away toys!
CB:>=l
LEAVE ME ALONE!
Sedge:*sigh* So it ends...
CB:Wow. That was all it took?
Sax:*is still waiting for the toys to bake Crazyboy away*
CB: *kicks the toys away*
Sedge:Hmmm...I guess not!
Where were you on the night of...SOMETIME!?
CB:I was.....AT YOUR HOUSE WATCHING YOU DO THIS!!!!
*holds up photos of Sedge eating WAFFLES!!!! *
Sax:Were were you January 7, 1997?
CB:I HAVE NO IDEA! But I was at YOUR house, Sax! Watching you.... EATING A MUFFIN!!!!!!
Sedge:Peeping Tom! GARRR!!
CB:AM NOT!
Sedge: Then WHY were YOU taking pictures of ME in MY house!?
CB:BOING!
Sax:GASP! IT's true! The house! The Watching! THE MUFFIN!
CB:O_O;; I'm confoozled....I MUST LISTEN TO MY CONSIENCE!
Voice in CB's head: Doo dee doo dee dooooooo WAFFLES!!! Doo dee doo dee dooooooo WAFFLES!!! Doo dee doo dee dooooooo WAFFLES!!! Doo dee doo dee dooooooo WAFFLES!!! Doo dee doo dee dooooooo WAFFLES!!! Doo dee doo dee dooooooo WAFFLES!!! Doo dee doo dee dooooooo WAFFLES!!! Doo dee doo dee dooooooo WAFFLES!!! Doo dee doo dee dooooooo WAFFLES!!! Doo dee doo dee dooooooo WAFFLES!!! Doo dee doo dee dooooooo WAFFLES!!! Doo dee doo dee dooooooo WAFFLES!!!
Crazyboy: Hee....waffles.
Spooch:*puts hands over his mouth* NOT THE MUFFIN!
Sedge:WHAT!? Who is this MUFFIN?! I thought yoo lov-ed MEEE?!? Eh? What? I dunno...
Sax:Crazyboy show us on the doll were they touched you! IT's the only way we can stop this maddness! WERE DID THEY TOUCH YOU! IT'S NO USE RUNNING FROM YOU PAST!!
CB:O_O *points to nose*
Sedge: Urrggg! SAX! What drove yoo to this muffiny madness?!
CB:*looks at Sedge* How could he NOT? It was blueberry!
Sax:I was expermenting! Hey wait a second I was in Greece on January 7, 1997. What were YOU doing spying on ME?
Sedge:EXPERIMENTING!? EXPERIMENTING!? HOW...COULD.....YOU?!?!
CB:DUH! SEDGE told me to!
Sedge:YEAH! Cheater Cheater Muffin Eater!
Sax:WHAT? Ohhh Sedge yove gots some 'slpainin to do....
CB:*opens up the refridgerator in Sax's house and gasps*
LOOK, SEDGE! BLUEBERRY, POPPYSEED, AND REGULAR MUFFINS!
Sedge:No,YOU DO! I..SLAVE over a hot stove for TEN YEARS,while YOU are off with your MUFFINS!
Spooch:MUFFINS! NOOOOOOOO! HOW COUUULD YOU!?
Sedge:AHA!
CB:For SHAME, Sax.
I SLAVE OVER A WARM GAMECUBE EVERY DAY THINKING THAT YOU AND MOM ARE GETTNG ALONG, AND YOU'RE MUFFINING BEHIND HER BACK??!??!!???
Sax:THOSE ARN'T MY MUFFINS!!! THOSE ARE MY SISTERS! MY SISTERS!!!!!!!!!!!
CB:Oh, THAT's the OLDEST line in the book!
Spooch:*shakes head in shame* Muffining is not good for you, just because you do it doesnt mean youre cool, and when youre friends offer it to you, just say NO!
Sedge:CHEATER CHEATER!
Spooch:MUFFIN EATER!
Sax:I have not have breakfast with those muffins.
Sedge:LIES!
CB:IT'S A TRICK!
Spooch:*looks in book entitled "Book"* But there, crazyboy, youre wrong, see here? *holds the book up, theres a phrase titled "Oldest one in th Book", it say "Woopdee do and halabaloo"*
Sax:I LIE NOT! Let us all stop this horrible muffin bashing now!
CB:Oops. My mistake.
Sedge:*jumps on Sax*
Sedge:FLARRRR!!!*points to Sax* Yoo should apoligize and BUY ME EXPENSIVE STUFF!
CB:YEAH! AND ME TOO!
Sax:I all confuded now....I need a sandwich........
CB:*gasp* YOU'VE BEEN EATING SANDWICHES TOO???
Sedge:Myeah...
CB:*sighs and hugs Sedge*
It's okay. I'll still be your friend, even if HE ditched you for MUFFINS.
Spooch:Tacos for evryone! *hands out tacos*
Sedge:Aww...isn't that swe-GET AWAY FROM ME!
Spooch:*hisses like a cat and runs off*
CB:*the hug gives Sedge CB-Germs*
Kez:what is going on here with all the muffins and the sandwiches and hugs??*explodes*
Sax:I back. I have nothing to eat at my house.....I WANT FOOD! THE ONLY THINGS I HAVE EATEN ARE NILLA WAFFERS AND RIZ CRACKERS!!!!!
Sedge: Sax cheated on me with muffins and left me and little Crazyboy here unknowing!
Spooch:Have some TeaBiscuits! *a barage of biscuits shoot towards Sax*
Sedge: YEAH! Get 'em!
CB:*sniff* Uh-huh.....
Sax:LIES THE FILTHY PEOPLE HERE LIE!! I never cheated! It was uhhhhhhhhhhhhh THAT GUY!
*points to Zoom*
Spooch:No it wasnt
CB:*suddenly Crazyboy comes out dressed in a suit*
So in the end we don't know WHO or WHAT was cheating on Sedge.
MAYBE IT'S THIS GUY!
*suddenly an image of a miner flashes onscreen*
Kez(to sax):He LIIEEEESSS!!!
Spooch:Yes he does...
Kez:Hmm.....maybe it was that guy.....
Spooch:*squeeling 5 year old voice* I LIKE PIRATES!
CB:*has solved six Rubik's cubes during the course of this conversation
Spooch:Wow, weve been reduced to full conversation to babbling anything we can think of, I HAET POO!
Kez:blah blah babble babbleblah....
CB:*wanders off*
Epilougegeajmdadjam: Umm...Sedge and Sax got back together after a burning ham incident....*picture of Sedge throwing a flaming ham at Sax*...or not. Crazyboy went on to sell cheese at low low prices. Kez did stuff.LittleWren tasted pork. Shade joined The Rappin' Nuns. Spooch wandered off somewhere and was never seen nor heard from again.
FIN.
well,wadda' ya' have to say about THESE!? *holds up pictures of Crazyboy eating a sandwich*